I got three days off and it rained for three days.
I was supposed to do photography in an abandoned building and the guy who had permission from the owner got sick so none of us could go.
I forgot to get bread and I’m too broke / cheap to order delivery so I had to bring soup. It’s not my fault. She distracted me.
Because Xmas falls on a Saturday, I get one day off and then have to come back to work.
And I was stuck with Mikey all day. –That proves it. It’s a plot

