You know it’s slow when they dust the tools

Blocking two lanes on Eastern.

They showed up, stayed less than ten minutes then packed up and went home.

Stuck in Michael’s office.

Help meeeeeeeee!

Listening to Michael’s recordings on our music on hold. Help meeeeee!

Setting up computers for customer usage. Help meeeeeeeeee!

Michael’s screen saver.

Reading code for our online app and my eyes are crossing already. It’s gonna be a long day.

It’s 10:52am I’m here til 8 and I’m already thinking about eating my lunch. If I do I’ll be starving by 5. –I think I’ve discovered where my diet goes wrong.

They say exercise is good for you.
They also say that pain is your body’s way of telling you that you’ve damaged something.
Exercise caused pain, therefore exercise means you’re causing damage to your body.
Therefore exercise is bad for you. –Don’t do it.

I’m eating healthier. This is skinless chicken with vegetables on brown rice. It’s not bad but it will never replace a Carl’s Junior guacamole burger with fries and a coke.

Comments, I got comments? –This may be a sign of the Apocalypse.

Kitchen? I don’t need no stinkin’ kitchen. Actually I just have to paint a couple of walls and clean up the one bathroom and the rest of the house will be done. Then I won’t have any choice but to start on the kitchen.
I still don’t know if I’m going to rip out all the cabinets or just paint the old ones. Either way I have to replace the counters and probably rip out one window. –Ah well, what’s a few years among friends.

Nope no pictures. If I post pictures, everybody will see what a mess I’ve got and then I’ll have to deal with either the health department or the EPA.

The good news is that, for the moment, I’ve solved my seating problems…. There’s no place left to sit.

I’m here. Where the “F” is everybody else?

It’s my Friday! Yeaaaaaaay

I’m fighting to stay awake. Only 9000 more hours til 5.

Why did some put just back in?

Rolling down the freeway with my windows down. –Wish I hadn’t sold my scoot.
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Haven’t turned on the a/c yet. –Electric bill was $47.
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Saw three cops on the way in. All had somebody pulled over. –then got passed by a B&W doing 80 or 90.
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First email screws up and now Apple app store just said my ID or password are no good. –I’m beginning to hate my iPhone
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My iPhone just quit autorotating from portrait to landscape. –I was right. It’s a plot. Apple hates me because I refuse to buy an iPad.

Isabel’s empenadas are always good. But why did she try to ruin them by putting a piece of calliflower on top? — Icky – yucky!