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She’s on a diet. Eating celery.
Of course the celery is stuffed with cheese.

I’m watching the security video and I thought the network or server was screwed up because a woman hadn’t moved for almost a minute. When I started to get up to check on the server she moved. She’d been staring into her purse, not moving at all. –I guess she was trying to remember where she put something.
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Yesterday Big-D saw the late letters for the pawnshop and completely freaked. Rather than calling Mikey, she sent a long winded email to the Godmother in Italy and Mr.-B forwarded it to Mikey. Mikey came down and explained everything to everyone and they were all in agreement.

A couple of hours later Big-I called Big-D and said that something wasn’t right about some part of the new setup. –So far no one has emailed Italy, but I’m waiting for it.

Here’s the deal. They are on vacation! If the world is not actually coming to and end –LEAVE THEM ALONE!

Lisa, my love, mi amor. –This means if something is wrong, call Mikey. Do not! repeat, Do Not! tell Deborah. –She panics.

For my part. I’m going Sgt. Shultz on this one. “I know nothing, I see nothing, and I say nothing!”
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I’m not here – You can’t see me – Nobody can see me.
–This was written by semi-literate gremlins.–

Mikey posted to his blog that the bosses were leaving so he could get some sleep. –This is good. If he’s asleep he isn’t micromanaging. He’d get even more sleep if he’d stop worrying about every detail whether it’s his problem or not. It ain’t gonna happen without a personality transplant, but we can dream…..

For my part, his tenancy to want to tell everybody what to do doesn’t affect me in the slightest, I’m immune. This is not because he doesn’t try, but because, way down deep inside where it really counts, I just don’t give a rat’s ass.
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KW, who wanted a blog hasn’t written anything since her post about her diet back on April 2nd.

I told you dieting was bad for you. It leaves you thinking about food so much that you can’t concentrate on anything else.

The only good part about dieting is that you can eat all the plain celery and unbuttered/unflavored popcorn you want…… Yummy.
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On a serious note: Where do the Mexicans Hispanics go for internet and copies if they don’t own computers?

The bosses are talking about an internet cafe, and I’m looking for hard info, not enthusiasm.
(Remember the 99cent store. All our girls –including those who will now deny it– told me how it was going to make us lots of make money…. Three guesses what didn’t happen.)

Got to go to work soon and face another day of: “we don’t like gossip, but what do you know about……… ?”

And the gnashing of teeth and pulling of hair over.. ?? –Uh….. whatever the latest drama is.

Broken only by the ever popular subjects of breakfast, lunch (get them started on the decision process at 10:00 if you want to eat by 1:00), children, sex, sex, what assholes their husbands are, sex and food.

—In my office I can play whatever music I want (which beats the hell out of “the Party” with it’s repertoire of eight or ten songs.) and I don’t have to listen to the rest of the BS.

I like my office.

Floor creaks.
Smells like old diapers.
She weighs 90 pounds and drinks slimfast.

You know it’s slow when they dust the tools

Blocking two lanes on Eastern.

They showed up, stayed less than ten minutes then packed up and went home.

Stuck in Michael’s office.

Help meeeeeeeee!