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According to the powers_that_be we’re about to join twitter and facebook. –”We” means me, and possibly Tom.
Mikey can’t spell, and the people who came up with this latest scheme (you all know who they are) are inevitably going to be “too busy” and none of the rest of you are willing to contribute so much as a recipe much less write anything. —Well we are going to need a bunch of stuff translated so you WILL contribute. —Bwahahahahaha

Now all we need to figure out is WTF we’re going to do with this “social media” crap.

Suggestions welcome… I know I’m shouting into the wind.

In it’s latest effort to keep the Barbie line current Mattel is proud to present Barbie Video Girl

She’s the ultimate multimedia doll. She comes with a built in video camera, editing software, an lcd screen and a usb port in her back so you can connect her directly to your computer.

Maybe it’s just me, but there’s just something creepy about a webcam dressed up to look like a doll.

A new creepy thought…… I wonder how many 40 year old guys are gong to buy one?….. For their “niece” of course.

When the kids whine that “there’s nothing to eat” you can always whip up a tasty snack from your own back yard.

And if you have pets always remember: “Don’t eat the yellow mud.”

Juan brought in his first born.

5lbs 15oz born July 6th 5:40

Security for the company 4th of July party.

I’m at work. It’s Wednesday. Why for am I at work?

She’s on a diet. Eating celery.
Of course the celery is stuffed with cheese.

I’m watching the security video and I thought the network or server was screwed up because a woman hadn’t moved for almost a minute. When I started to get up to check on the server she moved. She’d been staring into her purse, not moving at all. –I guess she was trying to remember where she put something.
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Yesterday Big-D saw the late letters for the pawnshop and completely freaked. Rather than calling Mikey, she sent a long winded email to the Godmother in Italy and Mr.-B forwarded it to Mikey. Mikey came down and explained everything to everyone and they were all in agreement.

A couple of hours later Big-I called Big-D and said that something wasn’t right about some part of the new setup. –So far no one has emailed Italy, but I’m waiting for it.

Here’s the deal. They are on vacation! If the world is not actually coming to and end –LEAVE THEM ALONE!

Lisa, my love, mi amor. –This means if something is wrong, call Mikey. Do not! repeat, Do Not! tell Deborah. –She panics.

For my part. I’m going Sgt. Shultz on this one. “I know nothing, I see nothing, and I say nothing!”
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I’m not here – You can’t see me – Nobody can see me.
–This was written by semi-literate gremlins.–

Mikey posted to his blog that the bosses were leaving so he could get some sleep. –This is good. If he’s asleep he isn’t micromanaging. He’d get even more sleep if he’d stop worrying about every detail whether it’s his problem or not. It ain’t gonna happen without a personality transplant, but we can dream…..

For my part, his tenancy to want to tell everybody what to do doesn’t affect me in the slightest, I’m immune. This is not because he doesn’t try, but because, way down deep inside where it really counts, I just don’t give a rat’s ass.
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KW, who wanted a blog hasn’t written anything since her post about her diet back on April 2nd.

I told you dieting was bad for you. It leaves you thinking about food so much that you can’t concentrate on anything else.

The only good part about dieting is that you can eat all the plain celery and unbuttered/unflavored popcorn you want…… Yummy.
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On a serious note: Where do the Mexicans Hispanics go for internet and copies if they don’t own computers?

The bosses are talking about an internet cafe, and I’m looking for hard info, not enthusiasm.
(Remember the 99cent store. All our girls –including those who will now deny it– told me how it was going to make us lots of make money…. Three guesses what didn’t happen.)