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The FNG went upstairs to meditate and El Destructo didn’t believe me when I told him. So he went and looked. –She was sitting in the corner meditating. —Neener-neener-neener. Told ya so.

He also asked the girls why but he said they didn’t understand the question in English. Sure they did. They told him that “that’s what she does.” –Seems a fair enough answer to me.

Mikey was supposed to fill in for me this morning. I forgot… So we were both here. Too bad so sad.

As long as we were both here we painted over the graffiti on the back wall. When I say “we” I mean we both went outside and Mikey painted while I supervised. –Hey, That works for me.

The bosses are back. They spent today taking turns babysitting. She ran her errands and then she went home so he could run his.

Now we know who the boss in that family is.. And it ain’t them.

Mikey sent me this. In all fairness when you consider shots I’ve posted of other people I guess I should post it.

I call it the happy drunk.

I’m filling in for Mikey this morning (the sewer at the bar is leaking again.) but I’ve come to the conclusion that he’ll never be able to repay the time, which stinks. –On the up-side, at least I’m not the one up to my elbows in shit.

He’s supposed to be here Thurs. and Fri. anyway, so having him fill in for me then would be unfair to the bosses and he works all night on maricón night (Sat.) so he naps and takes care of a little personal shit during the day and the only shit he’ll do on Sun is sleep.

I guess he didn’t fix the shit yesterday because he needs his beauty rest (too late) or maybe he’s the Sunday bartender as well. —That would really stink.

I’m not sure if his Spanish is improving or not -I really don’t give a shit- but if I were him I’d sure as shit work on it. I mean; how the hell do you run a Mexican gay bar without being able to understand what kind of shit your customers are talking?

Have you looked at the photos over on the Sunrise bar and Grill website? Go to Sunrise Ranch photo gallery. Then click on “regulars,” then “spanish go” and take a look around. —There sure is as shit a lot of Cheetos in that joint.

(You know it’s a dive when you drink the good shit and find out that they buy one bottle at a time and only replace it when somebody raises a stink.)

Don’t mind me. I’m just talkin’ shit ’cause I had to get up this morning. And that stinks.

The bosses are on their way to Hawaii next week so be on your best behavior until then.

Ileana got a new Iphone and will wear the poor thing out checking her email.
Mr B got a new IPhone and has loaded it up with apps to the point where it locks up.
The Godmother got a new IPhone and has figured out how to answer it.
Ruth got Ileana’s old IPhone and will use it to check email and make calls.
Mikey got a new Iphone and is continually playing with it. He has his set up to show a picture of who’s calling. His child bride is standing with her hands on her hips looking annoyed. Somehow that seems perfect.
Big-D got Ruth’s old BlackJack and she says it’s too fancy –but it’s pink.
And I got a headache from continually hitting the wrong letters while trying to type on the little bastard as I was setting up Ruth’s email.

Mikey showed me how the phone showed you exactly where you are at all times, the dot even moved as he moved. If you have an IPhone and I know your phone number I can locate you as long as the phone is on. So if you’re trying to hide from someone don’t get an Iphone. Or anything else with a gps.

I have some software that will allow me to locate a person within about 100 yards when they visit a website using a smart phone. It uses the information off the cell towers to triangulate their position.

It looks like real life is starting to catch up with television.

Yeah I know. I don’t write very much anymore…. Well, It’s not my fault if you guys are boring.

Let’s see:
Mikey’s baby is now a year old. Her birthday was yesterday. And no they did not have the party in the bar…. They’re saving that for her Quinceañera.

Flower brought little Albert in to work today. He walks and is starting to talk. But his version of “no” is to stick his hand out and wave that first finger like a black chick.

TPFKAP said she wanted something sweet to eat. MonsterRat said if she wanted something sweet she could eat her…… I bet it was a full minute before she realized what she said. –Now the question. Was it just a slip or is there something we should know???

Big-D is off for the next couple of days because she’s sick. She came in for a few minutes today and she sounds awful and looks like death warmed over, so if there’s a possibility of contact you might want to run the other way…. Screaming is optional.

They want to redo the title loan coupons with one for new customers and one for old / returning customers. If you have any ideas let me know…. Another request that will be ignored by everyone. —-Except the girls that work here. They can’t escape…… Bwahahahaha.

Today is bring your brat to work day.

TPFKAP brought Jasmine and fortunately for the rest of us, left her the rest of her parade home.
The first thing she did was put Jasmine to work cleaning the show cases.

Katie brought her “baby,” Brandy.
Now it looks like it’s Brandy’s turn to try and remove the fingerprints faster than all the little monsters can find new and interesting places to leave them. –See I told you kids were good for something.

Lisa called to find out how I lost so much weight -it’s still right around fifty pounds and holding- and I told her my secret.. Don’t eat so much!

It took longer to drive up there than it did to get the card.
Arrived 9:15 Tues morning left 9:50. Cost $45

Had to bail from the I15 parking lot on to Sahara. Then drove to Decatur turned left and drove ’til I hit Russell turned left took a right at the light to end of the road. Building is on the left.

TPFKAP made fish tacos this morning.

Small white corn tortillas. –Warmed
Ground fish –Whatever was on sale
Sauce
Avocados
Lettuce

Fish:
Season the fish with Chef Merito chicken seasoning –The fish seasoning makes them too “fishy”
Garlic salt
Pepper
Fry in very little oil

The sauce:
3 boiled tomatoes –save the water until you’re done
4 Chipotles
1 Tablespoon sour cream
Salt & Pepper to taste

Put it in the blender and thin with the tomato water if it’s too thick

Serve with chopped lettuce and sliced avocados

Squeeze lime over the top and eat

Well, Flower is leaving tomorrow to get her new body. She’s going from a “c” to a “double-D” and having some lypo.

The deal was if he got his motorcycle she got her tits. –Sounds like a win win for him.

Nothing else is new and I’m going cross eyed trying to read code. –Ef it, I’m taking a long, make that longer, break.